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vppappy
02-02-2007, 01:08 AM
"When I was a child, my mother's advice was, 'Never speak to strangers!" Now that I'm an adult, her advice is, "Never play poker with strangers!"
--VP Pappy

"Even a good player with a strong game will never win if he has a bad temper and a weak backbone."
--VP Pappy

"It's just not fair that only the really bad poker players get to drink as much alcohol as they want to without it effecting their game."
--VP Pappy

"The braver the fish, the fatter the sharks."
--VP Pappy

"If you are not occasionally bored playing poker, you are probably playing way too many hands."
--VP Pappy

"All poker hands are like jigsaw puzzles...with some of the pieces missing."
--VP Pappy

"Poker is just a game of condiments. You have to lay off the sauce and quit playing ketchup or you won't cut the mustard."
--VP Pappy